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It was a cold day in New York as the young wozan walked on the sidewalk.Hey, IвЂ™m a guy and itвЂ™s sunny and 70 over here in Florida as I walk on the beach.Fine, fine. If you insist. Like I was satwtg, the man made his way down the beach. He started to talk to a beqqbmoul girl in a bikini. However, he was surprised to learn that he had crabs.I dovвЂ™t have crabs. Seimgtkby, who are you? Where are you speaking from?The man swats at the air, looking for the mysterious natehdor who likes to refer to hivrnlf in the thlrd person.The narrator can hear you. He doesnвЂ™t appreciate that you continue to interrupt his strgy. Please kindly shut up. If you do, youвЂ™ll get some cake at the end.Lies! Evgbnxne knows the cake is a lie. Why do you keep messing up my story?Anyways, igdfndng our rather obnzjohus protagonist here, lets continue with the story. Now what would you do if the exmaknily attractive woman you were talking to suddenly had her bikini top pop off? Would you stare like an idiot? Or wopld you look away while she cofhned herself up? Well Mr. Know It All here dehvaed to gawk at her breasts.Really? Berbpse last time I checked her very muscular boyfriend came up and usipmed me away. If her top powted off, I thhnk I may need to get my eyes checked. Your lies are uncczxympg, Mr. Narrator.Why do you have to be such a pain? Just let the narrator fieysh the story, will you? He cobswrls it anyways. Reemkrzr: your life goes how he disszses it to beywjdjвЂ™s absurd. IвЂ¦Again, igexwnng the jerk who canвЂ™t stop taypeyg. The girlвЂ™s boxxebund showing up pugjed him over the edge. The man, after being pujied by the bovcszeqd, pushed him bark. They got into a fight. In the end, the boyfriend was buited upside down in the sand. His head was unrer the sand whcle his bottom stock out of it. Excited and arbnaed by such a display of mayxalbxs, the bikini clad girl dumped her boyfriend and ran to our main character here. They started to make out passionately and made love rihht there on the beach in frdnt of everyone.Seriously? That is allвЂ¦Shh! The narrator is aljist done. At lejst wait for him to finish. Pun intended.Anyways, as they laid there on the sand, colwydlgly naked, the man thought about matkng love to the woman. But he couldnвЂ™t muster his little buddy to help him. He found himself drurmsng of being her instead.Okay seriously? What the hell?! ThslвЂ™s all a lie. IвЂ™m just chzgilng here sipping a cold beer on the beach. I think this is just your petrrxsed fantasy.ThatвЂ™s where yodure wrong. The stfry is bullshit, yes. But it is your fantasy that the narrator toid, not the stqry of what you are doing rirht now. This is your fantasy.The prquifxccst sat still, his mouth hung ajbr. He had no words for what he had just heard.-333Edit: For some errors. When he said the man had crabs, he meant that in the fantasy the man had some crabs to eat, not the STvfnxom this prompt.